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Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Jollie Review For Babeland

"A former medical industry designer sculpted the bulging shaft for optimal G-spot or prostate stimulation with minimal effort—and the ridges on the easy-grip handle target the clit or perineum with every slide in and out." - Babeland


Truer words have never been spoken. The Jollie's key to its success is its minimal effort needed to hit "the spot" with no road map. The inventor should get the Noble Prize for sex toy development—there really should be one.

I love anal play, but I am not a size queen by any means. This is the biggest thing I have ever put in my ass, and it It felt great. The fullness of the toy, and the britneys on the perineum effortlessly massage your sweet spot

The dildo took some time to insert, and that was very enjoyable on its own. 
I started with a lubed finger(mine), then two(someone else's—hehehe) and then the toy. The Jollie took some manipulation, but after about a minute of slowly sliding it in to the point of resistance, then out again—I was finally able to insert it fully. After my spinchter muscle closed around it; it felt incredible. It put so much pressure on my prostate that my erection was so strong and hard, that I had to grab myself and stroke it. My friend's reaction to this was, "holy shit, me next, me next," then with a mouth dropping expression, "look at how hard you are—holy shit!" 

I came instantaneously, and after taking it out, my body was still shaking. When I engage in anal play, I really try not to masturbate initially, or at all, because it distracts from the sensations you are receiving, and obviously will inhibit you from having a hands-free orgasm, but I could not help myself. 

Using it with a partner was exciting. I had him lay on his back and and after inserting it, which he did with ease—slut—I had a lot of fun, as well as him. It also has a nifty ring so that you can insert a finger through it and slide it in and out which is great—it's ergonomic, preventing you from getting carpal tunnel syndrome—how thoughtful

The second time I used it I was able to better compose myself, and enjoyed playing with it longer. Fucking yourself with it feels great, but once again the size does take some time getting used to. 

Side Note: I also found that when not using the toy as a dildo, the britneys make for very interesting nipple stimulation.


Overall, this toy gets 5 stars from me and 5 from my secret-slutty friend. LOL.
Size: 4-1/2” x 1" 
Material: Platinum silicone so do not use silicone based lube.

Any questions about the product, use, or how to bring up this type of play with your partner - shoot me an email [email protected]

Marcello
xxoo

3 comments:

Bad Bad Girl said...

wow. Sounds amazing.
I love your product reviews. It's all about the research huh??

tough job we have here isn't it??

Wendy Blackheart said...

Heh. I've had bigger things in my butt before breakfast!

The Porn Librarian said...

Really great review! I've heard such amazing things about this toy.

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